Channing Tatum and the Magic Mike XXL trailer – a point by point analysis

So the sequel to probably the best film of all time, Magic Mike, will be out in the US on July 1 and in the UK on July 31. It is called Magic Mike XXL. If you missed the first film because you don’t fancy The Chan or you have some kind of objection toContinue reading “Channing Tatum and the Magic Mike XXL trailer – a point by point analysis”

Spaced out – that time I met Jessica Hynes

So the other day a pretty strange thing happened. I’d been in the office editing a blog about Spaced to mark the forthcoming 15th anniversary of the show. To be honest I was getting sick of it as I couldn’t find any decent pics on the system and I ended up leaving the office knowingContinue reading “Spaced out – that time I met Jessica Hynes”

What is it about spiders anyway?

So, other than the Scotland thing, the news of the moment seems to be spiders. There’s a spider app which makes you never want to look at your phone again helps you identify different types. There’s some terrible awful abandoned house in Ireland overrun with spiders. And now, apparently all our houses are going to beContinue reading “What is it about spiders anyway?”

Draco Malfoy is on Tinder and he’s been a very bad boy

Look, before you get Operation Yewtree involved, can I just point out that 1. Any Potter fan will tell you Draco’s now 34 and 2. He’s not real. Still, the fact that a man technically doesn’t exist wasn’t about to stop me from flirting in order to write a funny story find love. It all happenedContinue reading “Draco Malfoy is on Tinder and he’s been a very bad boy”

So yesterday I decided to write about blow jobs

It all got a bit blue yesterday (I love that expression, think I got it from Peter Kay). I wrote this piece – 24 things all women think while giving a blow job. I was quite pleased with it to be honest. I mean, I’m fairly confident at least some of the points represent straight womens’Continue reading “So yesterday I decided to write about blow jobs”

Does anybody (other than the Scots) care if they stay or go?

The British are a funny lot. Since 1707 our pretty tiny island (94,060 square miles) has included Scotland. Well, I say has. I mean, geographically it always has and always will. But in terms of whether we’re a united tinie tiny island or a divided one, we’ve had 307 years of all rubbing along together.Continue reading “Does anybody (other than the Scots) care if they stay or go?”